Thursday, 15 January 2015

20 Things That Make Me A 'Stereotypical Girl'


Do you ever read those 'typical girl' accounts on Twitter and laugh at the things they post but, at the same time, cringe inside because you do/say the exact same thing!? Me too. So I thought I'd compile a list of some of the 'stereotypical girl' clich├Ęs I am definitely guilty of...

1) I really like taking my bra off after a long day.

2) I get excited when the Starbucks/Costa christmas/autumn/summer drinks come out.

3) I feel the need to take a picture of my Starbucks/Costa every time I go.

4) I buy candles just for decoration with no intention of ever actually lighting them.

5) I look at Victoria's secret models and think WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE THAT?! (whilst eating 
cake)

6) I use the sassy girl emoji (you know the one - with her hand out to the side cos she's just do damn cool) constantly.

7) I like to reply to texts that annoy me with 'kk' or 'okay' to show that I'm pissed off but at the same time look like I'm far too busy to give a shit.

8) I put extra make up on just to take a selfie.

9) I take at least 20 selfies before I've found the perfect one to put on Instagram.

10) I say "I'm on my way" when I'm still in my pyjamas with my soaking wet hair wrapped in a towel.

11) My wardrobe and drawers are too full to shut but I will still open them and claim I HAVE NO CLOTHES.

12) I spend hours adding things to my ASOS basket then realise I'm actually poor.

13) I have about 50 lipsticks and wonder why I'm poor.

14) I am seriously shit at texting back but kick off when people don't reply to me.

15) I wish my life was like Gossip Girl and I was as cool as Blair Waldorf.

16) I think the world is against me when I get a huge spot that refuses to go. 

17) I'm probably in my pyjamas like 50% of the time.

18) I can recite Mean Girls word for word.

19) I turn to ice-cream/chocolate in times of need.

20) My most used facial expressions are:
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(This was a completely jokey post by the way in case anyone thinks I'm actually saying all girls do this or that it's something to be embarrassed of - just thought you could all do with a bit of a giggle on a dreary Thursday!)

Are you guilty of any of the above? 
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4 comments

  1. Hi Beth!


    Thank you so much for replying to my tweet, I am so glad you were the first one to reply. I want to say that your blog, for me, is the perfect mix of beauty and lifestyle. The way you write is refreshing and casual, like talking to friend. With little injections of relatable content amongst your beauty and book reviews, you have the perfect recipe for a successful blog.


    You only started your blog in 2014, so I'm really impressed with how you've kept up your niche and blogged about what's important to you. I've left my little comment on this post because I really like it! I'm pretty sure this post sums up your blog; you aren't afraid to admit to things that us girls all do, whether we like to tell people or not, and what's more you aren't afraid to share them. That's what I love about your blog.


    Finally, your book choices are great - I've read a lot of your recommendations myself and I couldn't agree more with what you've written!


    You have a great blog, that I would be happy to come back to again and again.


    Keep it up!


    Lots of love,


    Georgi xxxx

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  2. Love this light hearted post!

    -xx

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  3. thank you glad you enjoyed it! :)

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  4. such a sweet and thoughtful comment - thank you so much :) x

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